Ataxia is the thing with feathers.

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-05

• suck it, work inbox! #
• so in a year, starting with A, I got up to Pearl Jam in my music collection. Not bad considering that I was still on the Es at July 4. #
• listening to the live version of The Wall, which coincidentally came out as we were really getting heavy into rehearsing the UML Wall show. #

Street No-Sweeping

Dear Boston.com’s BostonSweeper,

You know that there’s no street sweeping from December 1 to March 31, right? So why are you emailing me in January?

Love,
Tape

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-04

• two Wisconsin Badger t-shirts, one long sleeve and one short, for $5. hells to the yes. #
• can anyone recommend an iTunes artwork finding app that both works and is free? corripio, fetchart, and coverscout are out. #

Mexican Pepsi IFYL

Dear Pepsi,

Instead of suing your distributors who are distributing “Mexican Pepsi” (i.e. made with real sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup) in the U.S., maybe you just make it in the U.S. and sell it? Maybe they’re importing it because people want to buy it and drink it because it tastes better, is better (marginally, I understand it’s soda pop we’re talking about) for you, and would actually end up being better for the economy and environment as a whole since you wouldn’t be using corn?

Think about it.

Love,
Tape

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-03

• Molly just saw a picture of a helper monkey (think seeing-eye dog) and started weeping. I don’t think this is going to work. #
• so Costco has implemented self-checkout lanes. CAN IT GET ANY BETTER THAN SELF-CHECKOUT AT COSTCO #
• Molly and Starka are napping together. how sweet. #
• Hellooooo, Jimmy Eat World Clarity ticket! #
• Lakeville ho! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-02

• It sure is quiet around this place today. #
• Shit, these strawberry creme cookies are from India! Figures stuff that is awesome comes from a foreign country. #
• Danny Ainge, if you pull the trigger on Marbury I will personally paint your house with bacon fat. #
• is it April yet? I want a damn iPhone. #

Dear Danny Ainge,

What the fuckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck are you THINKING? Stephon MARBURY? The grandest douchehole in NBA history?

I know you put together a championship team last season, but are you fucking kidding? If you pull the trigger on this I will personally drive to your house and paint the exterior walls with bacon fat.

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-01

• the turkey has a square balloon. #
• happy new year, motherbitches. #
• I don’t even care which teams are playing, I love these outdoor hockey games. also, this one’s at Wrigley. #
• there should be an outdoor hockey league. #
• too bad the stupid Red Wings won, but it was a pretty fun game to watch. #
• I don’t really ever make resolutions, but I made a resolution to practice. I noodled around on Rush songs for 1 hr+. I need to practice. #
• (practice guitar) #

Twitter Updates for 2008-12-31

• the following people are out of the office: everyone. #
• wow, this is some snowstorm. the wind was blowing snow into my face so hard it felt like rocks. #
• confirmed: bacon salt is fucking GREAT #

less than three NewTek

From the makers of Video Toaster, one of the coolest products of all time: TriCaster.

To quote Wil Wheaton: DO WANT. DO WANT SO MUCH. DO WANT NOW PLZ.