Monthly Archives: November 2009

In Which Our Hero Writes to Target’s CEO

I quote myself:

I went to my local Target at the South Bay Center in Dorchester, MA on a Sunday afternoon for one explicit purpose: to buy some Target-brand DayQuil, as it is (notably) cheaper than buying any of the store brands from any of the local pharmacy chains. I picked up a box, walked around the store for a few minutes as I usually do even if only buying one item, picked up a bottle of face wash that I realized I would need soon, and headed for the checkout.

Once there, the checkout clerk scanned my face wash and cold medicine, then asked for my ID.

Mind you, I had not gone to the pharmacy counter and asked for the DayQuil with pseudoephedrine in it, which the FDA now requires that all sales of must be accompanied with the showing ID and the logging of information so that you can’t buy more than 3 boxes or so of it a week. I get that, and there’s no way around it if you want to buy “the good stuff”. But I don’t want the hassle, even though the stuff in front of the counter doesn’t work quite as well, so I was buying the newfangled “regular” kind. When she asked me for my ID, I paused for a moment and stammered out “excuse me?”

“I need to see your license.”

“Um… why?”

“You can’t buy this medicine without a license.”

Huh?

“No no, that’s not the kind from behind the counter, this is the regular kind.”

“Yes, you have to show ID or you can’t buy it.”

So I asked for a manager, and one came over, and to say she was rude would be a moderate understatement. After a minute or so of debating the finer points of FDA regulations, what products require the ID-showing and the information-logging, and whether or not CVS, Walgreens or Rite Aid also require ID to purchase non-pseudo-containing medicines (which she insists they do), she very rudely said to the clerk “forget it, take that off, he’s not buying it,” and walked away. As a result, I then cancelled my entire purchase.

Before I left the store, I decided to walk back to where the manager had walked to, between the women’s clothing and the checkout, and asked to speak to the general manager, who apparently doesn’t work on weekends.

Having worked in retail in the past, I can confirm that no general manager is away from their store on the weekends in the middle of the day between Thanksgiving and Christmas without an astronomically good reason, so I knew that she was lying to get me out of her way. (That and she wasn’t looking at me or acting like she cared in the least, as sure sign.) She half-heartedly scribbled a phone number on a scrap of receipt paper for me and told me to “have a nice day”, which did not strike me as being particularly sincere.

About an hour later, I stopped in a CVS while I was in another shopping plaza and purchased the exact same DayQuil (except it was CVS brand instead of Target brand, obviously), and was not asked to show ID to do so.

So, what the hell is Target doing asking for ID for non-restricted cold medicines, and telling customers that there’s an “FDA regulation” that says they have to do so, when there is no such regulation? I’m inclined to stop shopping at Target in the future if I’m soon going to be asked to identify myself to purchase mundane items like cereal, t-shirts, light bulbs or DVDs.

Eisenhower Tube Map

A map of the Eisenhower Insterstate System in the style of London’s Tube map.

highway tubes

Do I love it? Yes, yes I do.

Happy Veterans Day

In lieu of a Wednesday Video, for Veterans Day, I present you with this link to a bunch of videos of soldiers coming home and being greeted by their dogs: link.

This Will Be Gone By the Time You Click the Link

Currently, the Wikipedia entry for the Washington Redskins reads:

The Washington Redskins are a semi-professional American football team based in the Washington, D.C. area. The team attempts to play at FedExField in Landover, Maryland

According to Forbes Magazine, the Redskins are the second most valuable franchise in the NFL, yet they cannot beat the Lions.

I looked back a few vandalism-based edits previous and also found this gem: “The Washington Redskins are a professional[citation needed] American football team”.

Comparisons

“A triumphant Speaker Nancy Pelosi compared the legislation to the passage of Social Security in 1935 and Medicare 30 years later.” [link]

Economically, those are two awful things to be comparing this bill to. Medicare is actually one of the things that created our completely non-sensical system of insurance and billing for health care (see also, episode #113 of Planet Money from NPR).

Look, I want everyone to have the health care they deserve, but the American system of paying for healthcare is what Salvador Dali or David Lynch might have come up with. Our federal government is never going to be able to change it because everyone in Washington takes a lot of money from the powers in our healthcare system who want to see it maintained for their benefit, and our representatives are all too afraid to say no to that money. The only way to fix it is to stop doing what we are doing entirely — blow the whole thing up and start over.

Wednesday Video: Rhythm Nation

This song rocked my face off in 7th grade. It still does, really.

Interesting factoid: seven singles were released off of the Rhythm Nation 1814 album. Each and every one of them charted in the top 5; four of them were #1 (and the others reached #2, #2, and #4). For reference, only two other albums have had seven singles reach the top 10: Thriller and Born in the U.S.A.. Thriller had two #1 singles and one that barely scraped the top 10 at all, “P.Y.T.”, peaking at #10 (the fact that “P.Y.T. peaked at #10 and “Human Nature” surpassed it and reached #7 is a travesty, as is the fact that “Thriller” somehow did not get any higher than #4 — really? “Thriller”?). Born in the U.S.A., surprisingly enough, actually had no #1 singles, and only two of then actually made the top 5 (and, again, neither of them was “Born in the U.S.A”).

Also: Rhythm Nation 1814 is the only album in history from which singles hit #1 in 3 calendar years: “Miss You Much” in October 1989, “Escapade” and “Black Cat” in 1990, and “Love Will Never Do (Without You)” in mid-January 1991.

IMG tags

Mark Pilgrim wrote up a pretty interesting (to a web geek like me, anyway) look into the early discussion of how to get images into web pages.

proposed new tag: IMG
Marc Andreessen (marca@ncsa.uiuc.edu)
Thu, 25 Feb 93 21:09:02 -0800

I’d like to propose a new, optional HTML tag:

IMG

linky: Why do we have an IMG element?

Boston election tomorrow!

I was thinking of writing up a little piece about why I’m voting for Michael Flaherty in tomorrow’s mayoral election (and absolutely not, never-in-a-million-years voting for Dictator-For-Life Menino), but someone on the Livejournal b0st0n community kind of summed up the major reasons why for me, and I’m feeling a bit intellectually lazy today. (Particularly points 1,2, and 6.) So I’m going to link to that, and urge you, whoever you are, to vote early and often for Michael Flaherty.

Menino has been mayor for 16 years now, and City Hall is now a place where ideas and rational thought go to die.

link: ARE YOU READY TO VOTE?!

also, if you need to find out where your polling place is, go here.