Two important things in today’s post on the Uni Watch web log:
- The main post itself is great. I especially love the following quotes:
- “He was indentured by the Colourado Rockies Ltd. and has spent the past several years apprenticing in their minour league fiefdom”
- “Young Wimberly’s services were transferred to the Oakland Athletics Base Ball Concern two fortnights ago in return for two casks of mead and a like number of oxen, no doubt because the lords and ladies in Colourado wisely recognized that a man of his hosiery acumen could never flourish to his fullest potential without the benefit of coloured understockings.”
- But seriously, who gives a furry flying fuck about that when “A little birdie tells me that the NHL has finally green-lighted the production of Hartford Whalers merch“
Whalers Merch!!!!
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