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Posts Tagged Baseball

Ketchup

It’s been a little while, I know. I spent a weekend in Maine recording with my band, and I went on vacation in the Midwest to visit my family and knock four more Major League Baseball parks off my list, including Wrigley Field which it has been my dream to visit since I was [...]


Jim Hendry: What is Wrong With You?

Jim Edmonds… is a Cub.
In other news, Charles DeGaulle just signed a lucrative 3-year, $16 million deal to command German troops on the Western Front.
for reference, the picture accompanying that article has got to be the most sickening thing I have ever seen in my life.


Dear Sports Illustrated

That’s ok, we didn’t want to actually play the remaining 136 games anyway.
Love,
The Chicago Cubs.


Buckner

Bill Buckner threw out the first pitch at the Red Sox home opener today. I think it’s great. Despite what most people tend to remember him for, Buckner was actually a really, really good player. He ranks in the top 50 all-time in singles, doubles, games played, at-bats, sac flies, and also [...]


Boo-urns

I gotta say, it was quite enjoyable to watch the President get booed as he threw out the first pitch at the Nationals game last night.


Dear Major League Baseball

Kindly go fucking fuck yourself.
Love,
Tape
P.S. The Harwich Mariners existed before the Seattle Mariners, and I know that the New York Mets actually GIVE their old home whites to the Hyannis Mets, proving your whole argument is bunk.
P.P.S. do not fuck with the Cape Cod Baseball League, or I will find a way to destroy Major [...]