Ataxia is the thing with feathers.

Friday Linkdome

Today in the Linkdome:

• Rush take on themselves
  Behold as Rush attempt to play their own song “Tom Sawyer” in Rock Band… on expert!
• Man Stole Miami-Dade Buses, Drove Them On Routes
  “Harris would take the buses from several Miami-Dade Transit bus depots in the county and drive the buses on their routes, picking up and dropping off passengers along the way. He would then return the buses at the end of the day. Police said he also didn’t steal any bus fare.” Someone should do this in Boston; at least then the buses would be running.
• Yankees ban sunblock to fight terrorism
  I told you last year about my trip to Yankee Stadium and how the team’s management actually believes that they, a baseball team, are a legitimate terrorist target. Now they also think they’re an airport. Oh, they’ll also sell you one ounce of sunblock inside the stadium for $5 to replace the sunblock they just stole from you… just like the airport! Fuckers.
• The Process: What if there were no stop signs and a major corporation was charged with inventing one?
  “The fire department kind of owns red so we’re going to have to lighten it up on the Pantone scale.”

I was at a Yankees game earlier this summer and they did the same thing. I don’t know what you did about it, but I tried to tough out the sun for the game, and ended up with a week-long burn.

Does anyone actually remember anymore why exactly liquids are a “threat” to security?

Well, I went last year, and I don’t recall having any evil liquids, so I don’t know what I did about it either. I was pretty well pissed off as it was from having myself and my girlfriend searched and her purse emptied and then being told three times that I was trying to enter at the wrong gate without anyone once telling me where it was that I should be entering.

Dear Yankees,
You’re not that important, you’re a god damn baseball team.

Love,
Tape

I’m Hank Steinbrenner blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Yankees.