Ataxia is the thing with feathers.

Jim Hendry: What is Wrong With You?

Jim Edmonds… is a Cub.

In other news, Charles DeGaulle just signed a lucrative 3-year, $16 million deal to command German troops on the Western Front.

for reference, the picture accompanying that article has got to be the most sickening thing I have ever seen in my life.

Jim Fricking Edmonds?

Then again… all it would take for us to love him would be for him to hit a walk off homer in game 7 of the NLCS.

Then he’d be a hero.

Until then…. JIM FRICKING EDMONDS?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!