Steal This iPhone
One of my managers when I worked at the Apple Store Rockingham Park was arrested yesterday for stealing 332 iPhones from the store with his accomplice and Rock co-worker. (The former manager in question is the younger of the two mentioned in the article.)
I feel that this makes a good excuse to break out something i have not broken out on this site in a while (and certainly not since I bahleeted the old posts forever), the Implied Fuck You Letter. Not that I’m suggesting anyone fuck themselves. Maybe I’ll sub-categorize this as an Implied I Told You So Letter. Anyway.
Dear Apple Retail,
That’s what you get for hiring managers from Best Buy.
Love,
Tape
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