
I know I’m a little late to this party, but it kind of hits home for me. Two Cape Cod Baseball League teams changed their names this offseason because Major League Baseball, in their ever-increasing pigheadedness, decided that their trademarks were being infringed upon by Cape League teams sharing team names with MLB teams. Nevermind that the Orleans Cardinals were named after the former Orleans High School Cardinals (and while OHS may now be Nauset Regional Middle School, the baseball team still plays there) and shared no logos or trademarks with the St. Louis Cardinals, that the New York Mets used to supply the Hyannis Mets with their old uniforms to use, or that the Harwich Mariners existed decades before the first Seattle Mariners players were even born.
The main absurdity about MLB’s demands stemmed from the fact that MLB wanted the Cape League teams to purchase their merchandise only from MLB-licensed manufacturers (New Era, Majestic, Rawlings, etc… huge companies). This obviously bothered the Cape Leaguers since they all use local Massachusetts-based vendors for their uniforms and fan merch, and also because their costs on those items would undoubtedly go up. MLB eventually conceded that Cape League items could be purchased from local vendors on the condition that the merch have the town or the team name but not both. For example, Bourne could sell t-shirts or wear uniforms that say “Bourne” or “Braves” but not “Bourne Braves”. Which is fucking stupid. You might as well not have them at all.

So, goodbye to my beloved Orleans Cardinals. They will now be called the Orleans Firebirds. The Chatham A’s also decided to forgo MLB’s onerous merchandise approval process and will now be called the Chatham Anglers. Bourne, Hyannis, Harwich and Yarmouth-Dennis have decided to keep their “MLB” names for the time being, but will have to make arrangements with MLB on an annual basis to decide to keep using the names or choose something else.
I’m sure I’ll still see plenty of games in my life at Eldredge Park, but I’ll never again see the Orleans Cardinals play, and that’s a very sad commentary on the state of modern America.
In slightly happier news, the Cape League All-Star Game is coming back to Fenway Park after a couple of decades away. Whee!